Thanks to Aces and Eights, Jack Rabbit Slim, Last Gang in Town, and Jezebelle’s Vintage and Handmade Boutique our benefit gig was a massive success. Lashings of derby love to you all, and sprinkles of derby affection to everyone who turned up. You get an extra sprinkle if you bought merch. We made about a thousand times more than 11p so now we can buy shiny panties in lurid lime green and leopard print.
If we need to tell you that the panties go on the helmets then please go to the back of the class.
We killed this skateboard ourselves personally.
Our badges are worn by all the best people. Please contact us if you would like one: they are 50p. We can also draw on your face if you like.